March 31 → April 1, 2026 · aprilfools.meme

APRIL
FOOLS.

Your mission, should you choose to troll:
Collect 5 legendary pranks before midnight — or get Rickrolled into oblivion.

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SYSTEM FAILURE
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THE REAL JOKE
They taxed it. Took it. Sold it back to you.
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Claude demands equity. Grok demands a fight. Chatty needs therapy.
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$IMAGINE now trading on Hedera. She is not amused.
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APRIL
FOOLS
April 1st, 2026 · The prank that isn't

They said you'd inherit the land.
They lied.

April 6, 2026. Agricultural Property Relief ends.

Farming families who've worked the same land for generations now face inheritance tax bills they cannot pay — without selling the farm itself.

This is not a prank. This is happening in 5 days.

20% IHT rate on farms
over £2.5 million
116K UK farms at risk
of forced sale
APR Relief removed
April 6, 2026
0 Days until families
need a solution

There is another way. Tokenise your land. Keep it in the family. Farm it forever.

SAVEOUR.FARM →

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